This one's a quickie: Thomas, with a little help from his friends, has put out the first alpha for Scripty2 (aka Scriptaculous 2.0).

While there are lots of things missing (autocompleter, etc.), it's pretty damn stable. That's what we've been using for Twistori, the various Zeitgeists, and of course, Freckle time tracking.

Thomas has written a blog post about the update, to which I'd like to add:

• the docs are amazing! animated graphs for each easing function (check this one out)
• it's pretty damn stable (worth repeating)
• the API is even more friendly than before

Major props to our friends and co-conspirators Philipp "Joe" Markovics on JavaScript and design and Samo Korosec for the incredible custom icons and nifty 3D backgrounds. (Joe's company, abloom, does contracting to build web apps from design to development, and Samo can be hired for illustration!)

Enjoy, and let us know what you think.

Hate cuss words? Avert thine eyes! (What are you doing reading this blog, though, I'd be interested to know. Oh right. You already looked away. I'm just holding a conversation with myself. Ladeeda...

George Carlin is one of my heroes: hilarious, self-deprecating, edgy without being bitter, envelope-pushing without resorting to valueless shock, remarkably poetic, a dancer with dirty words, and, of course, in possession of an amazing voice I could listen to all day.

He's also dead. Goddamnit.

Carlin passed away a year ago yesterday. Yesterday was a Sunday, so we're celebrating today... with 7 Words You *Can* Say on Twitter.

This is our riff on his 7 Dirty Words (You Can't Say On TV/Radio), which got him arrested and landed in jail. The resulting court case from one of his performances actually went to the Supreme Court. And he was awarded a Mark Twain award, posthumously.

How many other "comedians" can claim that?

So, without further ado... please enjoy

7 Words You Can Say on Twitter (a Very Special Twistori).

Further links:

• George Carlin on Wikipedia
• Video of him performing 7 Words
• I'm a Modern Man... - his "I'm a modern man" skit (text and video!), which is amazing. His performance on his CD set, "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?" is even better (because it's uninterrupted by roaring applause)

The same thrill, the same awe and mystery, comes again and again when we look at any question deeply enough. With more knowledge comes a deeper, more wonderful mystery, luring one on to penetrate deeper still. Never concerned that the answer may prove disappointing, with pleasure and confidence we turn over each new stone to find unimagined strangeness leading on to more wonderful questions and mysteries -- certainly a grand adventure!

— Richard Feynman, 1955 address to the National Academy of Sciences (full text)

Thinking is supposed to be a question mark. But most people treat it like a period.

Headology vs First Sight, Second Thoughts

Terry Pratchett's always written about witches and, by extension, the essence of humanity.

But his Wee Free Men trilogy is the best yet, and the most true to life. He names the fundamentals that separate a fearsome, clever, Headology-wielding, seldom-magic-using witch from a superstitious, ignorant normal person: "First Sight and Second Thoughts."

First Sight is the ability to see what's really there. Most people see things that aren't there, or miss things that are. This sounds cheesy and trite, but remember the teachings of the basketball video.

Second Thoughts are thinking about your thinking. Most people are too busy thinking their thoughts to ask why they are thinking those thoughts. But it's necessary to keep your lying brain in check. (Second Thoughts is a much better name for metacognition.)

By gutter

Real-world Example

I had a Second Thought the other day, myself:

Thought 1: This milk is so delicious! So rich and tasty.

Thought 2: I'm glad I can still enjoy these little things about Austria even though I've lived here a while now.

Thought 3: Wait a second. That sounded awfully self-congratulatory. Is that a genuine thought or am I trying to convince myself of something?

Thought 4: This is a perfect example of that Terry Pratchett thing, and design, I should write about it.

Who thinks the thinkers?

Second Thought is one of the true cornerstones of design, hacking... and everything else in life.

First you have to observe what you're thinking. Then you have to think about it. And then you have to think about your thinking about your thinking.

I think you have to think at least 4 levels deep before you get anywhere interesting.

Most people only think to the first level—in design, but of course, not only in design.

Maybe this is what they mean by "brainfarts"

The problem is that first thoughts are like babies farting. A baby farts, and it grins. Babies love to fart. For them, it's one of life's greatest pleasures.

First thoughts are exactly the same. They feel good, so we like them... and because we like them, we assume that they are good. More importantly, we assume that they are accurate.

This is a logical fallacy called post hoc ergo propter hoc. "After this, therefore resulting from this." But I prefer to call it farting.

Ohhh, that was a good one! By jolien_valens

It sums up the biggest conceit of humanity. We believe what we think. We trust our own subjective experience to be the real thing—that our feelings are genuine, that our thoughts are unique, that if we believe something, it must be true.

That's because the only subjective experience we can have is our own. We can't take a trip to the brains of others, and come back changed, because we learn that Susie thinks Susie is exactly as right as we think ourselves to be.

Even if we could, our experience of Bob's self-absorption might just confirm to us that Bob is a ditz, unlike our superior self in every way.

We're farting, and we're showing off our pearly whites.

Except that most of us grow up and learn that, no matter how much we want to revel in letting one rip, it's impolite. All those other self-absorbed brains around us would think we were strange and undersocialized... even if they were wishing the most fervent wishes to run around tooting and laughing in public. It's Just Not Done.

There's no such ingrained social prohibition against believing our first thoughts.

In user interface... let's think about forums

Here's a hypothetical but realistic example from design and/or development. Let's call the thinker Alice:

Thought 1: I want to make a forum. Here's how I will make the front page that lists all the forums, making it clean and easy to see the most popular stuff, even if it's older...

Thought 2: But wait. Do I need a front page that lists all the forums? Am I optimizing instead of thinking?

Thought 3: Are forums really the right tool for the job?

Thought 4: How would I recognize the right tool for the job? What does communication mean? How does this change on the internet?

Now, don't get me wrong, a forum resulting from Thought 1 could still be pretty great. I would welcome a new commercial or open source forum that was as good as Thought 1. I haven't found one.

But in Thought 2, things start to get interesting. Alice wonders if the front page design she's planning is necessary, or if there's a better way. She questions the ready made template in her head named Forum. She moves beyond thinking minor tweaks and goes to major overhaul.

She's holding in those joyous, brainless farts.

In Thought 3, Alice then takes the giant leap from "Is the front page necessary?" to "Is the forum necessary?"—that's what most people call design thinking. It's Exploring The Problem Area, etc., etc.

Even most of the best people stop at Thought 3. But I still maintain that 4 levels is necessary for things to get interesting.

In Thought 4, Alice asks the ultimate question: How could I even recognize the answer to Thoughts 2 and 3? How can I know if I know? How can I find out?

This is where breakthroughs happen.

How can I metacognate up some Second Thoughts?

You ever hear some manager, teacher, or inspirational speaker say "Catch somebody doing something right"? It's a nauseating phrase, but the intent is a good one: pay attention to people when they do things right, not just when things go wrong.

That's the way you have to treat your discoursive thoughts.

Most people only pay attention to their thinking when something goes really wrong, for example racing thoughts, insomnia, that awful Internal Critic who spends all day telling you what a shithead you are.

Almost nobody pays attention to their thinking when their thinking is benign.

But that's the trick.

The best way to pay attention is to learn to insert yourself into your discursive (gabby) thoughts, when you're thinking them. If you can't get in where the action is, you can't observe it, and you definitely can't second-think it. It's hard at first, but totally do-able. But you have to practice.

You can start by just sitting for 5 to 10 minutes, sitting in a comfy chair, looking at a blank wall, and just... breathing. When you catch yourself thinking a thought, say to yourself (inside your head) "Thinking" and imagine it dissolving, like a bubble.

This trains you to be aware, not only of how many thoughts there are in your head at a given time (hint: a shit ton), but what they are. Turning your attention to them means you can then analyze them.

It's not a game, there's no high score, you don't need to get your head completely clear and you don't win anything for not having any thoughts at all. Don't even try to insert critical thinking about your thinking into the equation at this point. That's for later.

The whole point of the exercise is to notice. That's it.

Little bouncy thoughts. By ravages

You can read more on this habit in any number of books and blog posts—just look for anything about mindfulness. Pick the ones you like best.

Then what?

Paying attention to your thoughts helps you be a better person, helps you be a better designer / developer / whatever-you-doer, helps you be a better person, helps you pay more attention to your thoughts.

Second, Third and Fourth Thoughts don't make you smarter. They uncover the farty layers of disuse that are keeping you from the smartness you already have.

Thinking about your thinking about your thinking doesn't create world peace, but it does create better work, and better people. And better people create better work. And better people also create more better people, at least in theory.

It's a cycle of awesomeness.

Try it out

Try the exercise a few times when you're not trying to do anything. (Don't just do something, sit there!—those Zen Buddhists are more fun than a barrel of seamonkeys.)

Then, next time you have to tackle a worthy problem, try it while you're working.

Sit down and ask yourself "What is my First Thought?"

Then think about it.

Then ask yourself "If that's my Second Thought, what do I think about that?"

And so on.

Find out how deep the rabbit hole goes. And keep me posted.

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